Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Kids Ask The Darnedest Things

This was tonight conversation with Mr. Man.  It started with me telling my mother in-law about her granddaughter the ever famous Little Miss getting her first period.  It also showcases how sharp Mr. Man is.  Sometimes he can be a little too sharp...

Mr. Man: Whats a period mom?

Me:  girls and adult women get it.  It lets our bodies know we are ready to have babies

Mr. Man:  Sylvia is only 12 she is not ready to have babies yet

Me:  That is correct!  You should  be married before you have babies

Mr. Man:  Well you weren't married when you had babies

My mother in law:  Your mom and dad were too married before you were born(I want to note that she laughed when Elijah commented that I wasn't married when I had babies)

Mr. Man:  Well what about Sylvia, you weren't married to daddy when she was born

Me:  You are right bud, mom didn't do it right the first time but Sylvia being born was never wrong

Mr. Man:  Well it was wrong to me because she always calls me a jerk when I harass her and thats not very nice!

This concludes the conversation.  Tune in next time when my misadventure will be about explaining growing up and the birds and bee's to Mr. Man as I am sure that subject will be brought up next!